The Phillies will simply go to sleep on you, and are likely headed for an early slumber.
Beerleaguer: So because the comatose Phillies couldn't muster an attack against Dallas Keuchel and the Astros Saturday night, in what might have been the worst loss of the season due to the sheer lethargy of it, they're in a must-win situation, down three with 16 to play, counting on a shutdown effort from Roy Halladay this afternoon and a ton of help over the next two-and-a-half weeks. Down, but not out, says ESPN's 2.6 percent odds of making the postseason, which is about where they were Tuesday.
The problem with the offense is that it isn't very good. And if you want to be honest about it, the last time they fielded something to write home about was 2009, maybe 2010 in a stretch, but even the 2010 team shut it down over long stretches. Man, the lineup used to be air tight with big-time power, including a trio of All-Stars in the outfield. Mercy.
So now that I've set the mood, here's today's lineup: Rollins, Pierre, Utley, Howard, Ruiz, Mayberry, Brown. Martinez. See, that's exactly what I mean.




How has Howard not had a day off in forever it seems? He had major surgery and is far from 100% and his at-bats haven't looked good lately.
Posted by: Tony | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Martinez is in a line up of a must win game. Tells you all you need to know.
Posted by: Scotch Man | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Not really caring today. Still pissed about two that got away. Should be 1 behind. Going to focus on my fantasy and my bets that I placed today.
Posted by: The hook | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Now batting fourth, Number 00, 'IceAd homineman'.
If what I wrote is a "freak out", you've stayed waaay too long at your sensitivity training class(es).
If truth be told big guy, all I try to do is find the plus points in your long-winded pontifications. When I can muster the energy to read them. Heck, based on your ongoing odes of unconditional love to one Jonathan Papelbon, any “freak out” of mine is small potatoes.
Know your friends. Before they cease to be.
Posted by: cut_fastball | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Back in late July, after we traded Pence & Vic, I was all in favor of throwing Dom into the lineup & leaving him there for the rest of the year. But, when you've pulled back to within 3 games of a playoff spot, it seems kind of preposterous to keep starting him against RHP, when all available evidence says that both Nix and Schierholtz are much better hitters against RHP.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:18 PM
When other teams get a walk or single or reach on an error, they threaten w the possibility if a quick-strike longball -- even the no-name Astros. Other than Rollins (!!!!!), who is the guaranteed homer threat on our side?
Posted by: Voice of Reason | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:19 PM
cut_fastball: You are out of your freaking mind. I loathe Papelbon. I don't know who you have confused me with.
Posted by: Iceman | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Had they done their job, they'd be 1 back. There is zero excuse to drop 2 of 3 must-win games to the worst team of the past 10 years.
That's a shame.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Today feels like a win. I say Halladay comes out looking like the pitcher we've seen too much of lately, but the offense goes crazy and bails him out.
Posted by: aksmith | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:23 PM
BAP complimented Schierholtz. Everyone gather canned food and head to your nearest bomb shelter. It's happening.
Posted by: Iceman | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:25 PM
NEPP - There is certainly an excuse. But you're not going to like it. This team, as presently constructed, is not good enough to beat the Astros on a regular basis.
However, that has applied to some very good Phillies teams as well.
Posted by: aksmith | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:25 PM
"BAP complimented Schierholtz."
Unfortunately, it's not really a compliment to say that he hits RHP better than Dom Brown (.726 career OPS) does.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:31 PM
I think we're losing perspective. Even back when the Phillies had "an American League" offense in the national league, the envy of every other team, the team consistently lost to non-major league pitchers who they'd never seen before.
Serious question: Do other teams have these kinds of problems facing mediocrities they've not seen before? Because if they don't, I have to wonder what it is about the Phillies that causes this. Could it be poor advance scouting on the major league level? I don't even know who the Phillies major league scouts are, but is it possible they're worse than most other teams' advance scouts?
Posted by: aksmith | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:39 PM
What did Nix do to get in Cholly's doghouse> Maybe it was something he didn't do.Cholly has no balls when it comes to sitting Howard.
Posted by: Jr. | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:40 PM
If you're feeling glum about last night's events, take heart. If the Phillies win their last 16 games, the Nationals lose their last 17, and the Braves go 5-11 in their last 16, the Phillies and Nats will play a one-game playoff for the NL East title.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:42 PM
VoR: Ruf.
Posted by: Brooklyn Phillies | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:44 PM
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Posted by: Andy | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Nix is not the answer. That we're even discussing such monuments to mediocrity as he & Schierholtz only serves to highlight what an embarrassing turd of a team this is. Thankfully, they're now only about one or two more lazy turns around the bowl away from finally, mercifully being flushed from our overtaxed area of sensory perception.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Howard needs to sit a least one game. He has looked totally lost. He basically gave up on that late inning AB last night. He even said, I can't see the ball. Add to the fact he blew an easy DP, he could use the rest.
Posted by: bfpsu | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Put some Whiskey in your coffee and sack up.
Posted by: bill barbrough | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Both Nix and Schierholtz suck.
There, that was easy.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 12:59 PM
The Phillies are 14th among 16 NL teams in runs scored against LHP, ahead of only Chicago & Houston. They are 13th in batting average, ahead of only Miami, Chicago & Houston. They are 12th in OBP and 10th in OPS. And those numbers are for the entire year, so they reflect the contributions of Vic and Pence. Vic mashed LHP. Pence, I'm not sure. His numbers against LHP are terrible this year but I suspect they were considerably better when he was with the Phillies (I don't know how to get double splits).
Either way, it's fair to say that RH hitting should be the Philies' No. 1 off-season priority -- both in the starting lineup & on the bench.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:01 PM
***Either way, it's fair to say that RH hitting should be the Philies' No. 1 off-season priority -- both in the starting lineup & on the bench.***
I agree. That's why I'm signing Michael Bourn to a 10 year deal.
Posted by: Ruben Amaro Jr | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:02 PM
bill: Sorry, that schtick belongs to "Kool Earl." You need written permission from him to make a post like that.
Posted by: Scott | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:02 PM
E! A! G! L! E! S! ... Eagles!!
Posted by: Chuck A. | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:05 PM
BAP- so I guess you're in the Upton/Youkilis camp for FA signings, then? Or are you still worried about the owners spending any money?
Posted by: Iceman | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:06 PM
"That we're even discussing such monuments to mediocrity as he & Schierholtz only serves to highlight what an embarrassing turd of a team this is. Thankfully, they're now only about one or two more lazy turns around the bowl away from finally, mercifully being flushed from our overtaxed area of sensory perception."
I don't think I've ever read anything so poignant since I read "A Tale of Two Cities" back in my junior year college English class.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:06 PM
Oh wait, nevermind. You think Youkilis is garbage.
Posted by: Iceman | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:07 PM
Iceman -- It's cool! My "humor" got lost on you.
For what it's worth, I think Papelbon's a terrible signing, too.
Posted by: cut_fastball | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:11 PM
I had a couple bourbons and a strong beer for breakfast and last night still looks like death. Feared it was over after they left 'em loaded in the first and knew it after the fourth. Some good college football to watch, yesterday, instead. Expect a win today but, the hill looks too high to climb for this team and, has for months. Lineup and roster are cratered like teh fields of Flanders.
Posted by: Hugh Mulcahy | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:16 PM
Does Schierholz have an OPS over .600? Guy isn't relevant for the 'playoff push'.
Posted by: Hugh Mulcahy | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:19 PM
cut_fastball: all right, my bad then. Just don't ever want to be confused as pro-Papelbon.
Posted by: Iceman | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:37 PM
I hee ya'.
Posted by: cut_fastball | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 01:41 PM
198-99 pitcher against a 6-19 pitcher.
My money is on the other guy, as the Astros are +180.
Posted by: sdphillie | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:03 PM
Ugh, leadoff double and sacrifice over just made me regret that last second bookie call-up.
Posted by: sdphillie | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:07 PM
BAP, I understand your point about starting Nix or Schierholtz rather than Brown. I just wanted to say in defense of not doing so: It doesn't matter that much. As others have been quick to point out, this just isn't a good lineup, and we need to accept that we are, as GTown said, going down the toilet. The little run was fun while it lasted, and we may finish strong yet - - but we won't make the postseason barring some kind of phenomenon, because a team that twice loses to the Astros when they couldn't afford to miss an easy win is just not a team that's going places.
aksmith, you asked a question about which I've wondered many a time, too: Do other teams have such struggles against mediocre pitchers? I'm guessing that the fact that the guy's ERA over his past 10 starts was closer to 7.00 than 6.00, that no - Some teams actually do what they're supposed to do and score off bad pitching.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:07 PM
I know Howard's been producing runs, but I still miss the days when you really felt that he could/did carry the team. I wonder if that "Get me to the plate, boys" version of Howard will come back.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:11 PM
Nice to see the offense picking up right where they left it last night.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:14 PM
Fantastic catch, Pierre! I really like him, noodle arm and all.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:15 PM
GBrettFan: I, too, have really come to appreciate the way Pierre plays the game. He's the type of guy who should succeed as a coach or manager or broadcaster ... whatever he chooses to do once his playing days are done.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:17 PM
Pierre makes the most of his abilities.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:20 PM
Mini Mart plays, we win.
Clearly he is the lucky charm.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:26 PM
And Roy extends the streak of failing to hit with RISP.
Posted by: Brooklyn Phillies | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:29 PM
NEPP: Let's not mistake the elf on the box for the actual cereal.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:30 PM
Assume I'm not being serious at this point in the season.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:32 PM
Just think if the phillies win those 2 Houston losses, then the phillies are only a game behind..
I seriously started to fall asleep writing this comment.
Posted by: Buy sell | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:35 PM
Stupidest feature of any stadium in baseball history.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:36 PM
The best comment in the last 4 weeks.. "there goes Michael Martinez - the best there ever was"
Posted by: Buy sell | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:37 PM
The old Crosley Field in Cinn. had the same feature in left field.
Posted by: wes covington's ghost | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:38 PM
***The best comment in the last 4 weeks.. "there goes Michael Martinez - the best there ever was"***
I was rather proud of that one.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:39 PM
Jeez, Jose Cruz looks like he hasn't aged at all
Posted by: bfpsu | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:47 PM
Matt Gelb @magelb
Astros aren't even pretending anymore. Chase Utley intentionally walked ahead of slumping Ryan Howard.
Come on, Howard. Don't let that challenge go unanswered!
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:50 PM
Wow. How far has Howard fallen? Like to think he'll make them pay, but chances are minimal.
Posted by: wes covington's ghost | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:51 PM
Pathetic.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:52 PM
The SS stopped for Sunday brunch before making the throw to 1B and still got Howard by a step.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:53 PM
Watching Gameday. It looks like Howard's patheticism is getting even worse
Posted by: can_of_corn | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:54 PM
Could have been bases loaded with 1 out for Chooch, instead, Howard tries to handle it himself, and despite Utley's best takeout maneuver, an inning ending double play.
I'm not sure if I'd rather watch this, or the Eagles punt for the next 2 quarters.
Posted by: sdphillie | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:54 PM
Do people not realize that Howard has been one of the worst regular players in baseball since coming back? I know people are giving him a pass for his injury, and that's perfectly reasonable. But let's not pretend that he hasn't been replacement level bad.
Posted by: Jack | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:55 PM
It's embarrassing how often teams are going after Howard with little fear. Even challenging him with more fastballs of late.
Posted by: MG | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:55 PM
It must be frustrating for Ruf to sit and watch Howard flounder.
Posted by: can_of_corn | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:57 PM
Actually, the SS could have walked the ball to 1st and had plenty of time.Sam Perlozzo is a better alternative at first now, and he's a veteran.
Posted by: wes covington's ghost | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:57 PM
Screw it, I'm going to a TJ Donkey show.
Posted by: tjphillie | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 02:57 PM
If nothing else, perhaps these games will convince Ruben that our offense needs help that putting Galvis at 2B will not provide. Not unless Galvis is surrounded by a hard-hitting trio of outfielders.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:00 PM
It was inevitable that one of those fly balls go out of the park. And that it be the Astros who hit the HR.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:01 PM
Ouch.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:01 PM
What is the Astros HR/FB this series for crying out loud?
Surprised Howard didn't beat that DP ball, though I guess I shouldn't be. To be fair to him, he hammered that pitch. Right at someone.
Posted by: Sophist | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:03 PM
Not even sure I can stomach this even on Gameday. I keep imagining Doc all sweaty and beet red and Howard glum in the dugout.
Posted by: can_of_corn | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:04 PM
I'd like to blame Howard but I'm going with the a$$hole who gave him the swing sign.
Posted by: Jr. | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:05 PM
Doc's still only given up 2 runs. If he can hold it there through 7, he'll have done his job. I'm not sure he can, but it's definitely possible.
I'm more concerned about our offense.
The word meek comes to mind. As in, the Phillies are meekly crawling off the stage as the end of the season approaches.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:07 PM
Geebus. are they really going to lose three out of four to the astros?
Really?
Posted by: Phlipper | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:08 PM
I had a feeling they would lose 3 of 4 in this series. Horrendous. This alone, should cost Charlies his job. But it won't. Pathetic.
Posted by: Can't beat the Astros | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:08 PM
Utley's OBP is closing in on .600 this series. It's over .560. It's well over .400 for the month. Credit Utley with solid plate appearances, but I think it's well passed time to drop Howard in the order.
Posted by: Sophist | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:08 PM
I have no faith that Halladay pitching means anything more than it does when (almost) any other guy goes out there anymore. He's either still injured, or rapidly aging, & neither one of those possibilities fills me w/ great hope.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:09 PM
Does it really matter what Doc does? His ERA is in the mid-3s since August 1st despite some bad appearances . The trouble is this offense stinks. And it's not like the Astros can play the Cardinals as tough because, unlike the Phils, the Cards can outhit anyone.
Posted by: Sophist | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:11 PM
There is no law Rh had to swing at the 1st pitch.
Why couldn't they play Ruf today at 1st base.. The rest would do us well..
I think the team as a whole is pressing--
THAT WAS PATHETIC - 3 up. And 3 down - 2 ground ball outs..
THAT WAS F**** PATHETIC!!!!
THAT WAS F**** PATHETIC!!!!
THAT WAS F**** PATHETIC!!!!
THAT WAS F**** PATHETIC!!!!
THAT WAS F**** PATHETIC!!!!
THAT WAS F**** PATHETIC!!!!
THAT WAS F**** PATHETIC!!!!
THAT WAS F**** PATHETIC!!!!
THAT WAS F**** PATHETIC!!!!
Posted by: Buy sell | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:12 PM
Yes, I think Halladay is a hugely important question mark for next year.
As is Howard. The hope I'd accrued for next year is fading with these games. I know, I'm fickle.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:12 PM
Should 1st pitch that was a strike
Posted by: Buy sell | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:12 PM
Another thing that angers me is when Wheeler and McCarthy talk about the empty park, no energy, have to create your own, etc., etc. Guess what? This team has lost 99 games. Someone (everyone) is beating this team under these same circumstances. So why can't the Phillies?? Stop making excuses. If you can't beat a 99 loss team with the season on the line, you don't deserve to be in the playoffs, and you need to change personnel next season, including the manager.
Posted by: Can't beat the Astros | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:13 PM
Where's the fork?? This team is done. Still, they did better than most years, as these guys managed to win one game against the Astros.
Posted by: SLO Phan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:13 PM
I still have hope for Howard. But people who've never rehabbed a serious injury have no idea how difficult, & flat tiring, it can be, nor how long it takes for the body to truly heal. Ryan was rushed back, & in the end that's only going to prolong the process.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:14 PM
Halladay has pitched pretty well considering the spring training he had and the injuries he's had. Honestly think his struggles are overblown a bit. 5 K and 1 BB, 2 ER through 4 IP.
Posted by: Sophist | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:16 PM
Sophist: I respect that argument, & certainly hope it proves to be the case. Just not at all the same guy this season, which makes my usual negativity hit boil w/ even the slightest application of heat.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:19 PM
Jimmy the only guy doing his part today against this freaking clown.
Posted by: Iceman | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:21 PM
Finally - Houston's playing like Houston
Posted by: Buy sell | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:22 PM
Too bad Jimmy can't score runs by himeself.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:22 PM
Thank goodness for Pierre & Rollins right now.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:23 PM
20 HR, 30 SB
Completely washed up.
Right?
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:23 PM
Gtown - Yes. I'm only cautiously optimistic about Doc. But it's not like he's been terrible. Also, having Lee and Hamels means Doc has some room for ups and downs even next year.
Yuan
Posted by: Sophist | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:23 PM
That Hispanic French Of. Sure can play the game..
Posted by: Buy sell | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:24 PM
Utley's OBP will be .500 at the end of the month if this keeps up.
Posted by: Sophist | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:24 PM
Will the 2nd challenge be met any more successfully by Howard?
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:24 PM
Halladay deserves a bit of a mulligan for never really getting into a routine this season. Part of it is his fault for pitching hurt, part of it the coaches for allowing it to go on, and part of it is just bad luck.
I pointed out the numbers he's got out of the stretch this year, and they are flat out awful. Could be dumb luck, or something mechanical. But it's something I'm sure he'll address going forward, because he's smart enough to recognize it's a problem.
Posted by: Iceman | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:25 PM
it's almost hilarious how they're treating howard as an automatic out. on the other hand it's most definitely depressing.
Posted by: lolwut | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:26 PM
Yeah, that was a poor decision to IBB Howard. Like I said, he crushed the ball on that GIDP. And he crushed that one. He has to make teams pay for putting Utley on base 2/3 times.
Posted by: Sophist | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:26 PM
Yay, Howard! I'm not only happy for the Phillies, but I'm happy for him. That had to feel good.
Maybe a bit overconfident to try for 3, though. But I'd rather a little to much confidence than too little.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:26 PM
Thank you big guy. Please be careful sliding.
Posted by: Replacement Level Poster | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:26 PM
Ryan Howard is sick of getting ripped on Beerleaguer.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:26 PM
That'll work...a shame he tried for 3B.
Posted by: NEPP | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:26 PM
HA Ha ha ha ha ha Mr.Lyles..
Posted by: Buy sell | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:27 PM
... and then howard delivers <3
Posted by: lolwut | Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 03:27 PM