Phillies sign Fontenot: Thirty-two-year-old infielder Mark Fontenot has signed a minor league deal with the Phillies, according to Jim Bowden of MLB Network. More on the move tomorrow. Fontenot can play short, so it's safe to say Pete Orr will soon dust off the E-Z Pass for the Northeast Extension. Have a great weekend and enjoy the game.




What a tease with the Pat the Bat graphic.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 05:42 PM
YEEESSSSSSSS
Posted by: Unikruk | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 05:42 PM
Prediction: Galvis tries to rename Utley Corner, but comes short
Posted by: HammRadio | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 05:44 PM
i forgot we are home. dumb.
Posted by: HammRadio | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 05:45 PM
Didn't read the entire last thread, but isn't one possible positive outcome of the Fontenot signing that Mini Mart may not make it back to the team any time soon?
Posted by: CJ | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 05:50 PM
Metsoloft (for Mets' fans)
Gave me a laugh and fitting especially with Wright out for this series.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GR3mQby1Cpo
Posted by: MG | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 05:52 PM
"This is to replace Orr... which is fine... but again like @bap says... WHY another Left Handed bat???"
I guess the simple answer to my own question is: he was the best utility infielder available on the waiver wire & he's slightly less terrible than Orr. If the options presented are a left-hander who is absolutely terrible and another left-hander who is slightly less terrible, you go with the slightly less terrible option -- even if he's decidedly sub-optimal.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 05:55 PM
Just heard on DNL that the Phils lead the league in steals with 8, and haven't been caught once. Is that true?
When it comes to 'small ball,' stealing I can get on board with. Rollins and Vic should be going every time they're on first base as far as I'm concerned. It's the bunting that I can't stand.
Posted by: Iceman | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 05:55 PM
Murphy had this earlier today (with an accompanying chart). Kinda interesting. (And he added the caveat that it's still early.)
* * *
The seven players who were membes of last year's roster have combined to hit .300 with a .333 on base percentage and .400 slugging percentage. They have accounted for three of the team's four home runs, and for seven of their 10 extra base hits. They have 11 of the Phillies' 18 RBI, and 13 of their 18 runs scored.
The five new additions to the roster -- rookie Freddy Galvis and offseason acquisitions Wigginton, Laynce Nix, Jim Thome and Juan Pierre -- have combined to hit .143/.183/.232.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 05:59 PM
If it means anything, Luna really isn't hitting that well and Podsednik/Montanez aren't hitting a lick the first week at Lehigh:
Luna is 7-23 (.261) with 1 2B
Podsednik is 2-12 (.167)
Montanez is 2-13 (.154)
Blanco (3-19), Thurson (3-14), and Frandsen (2-23) all haven't hit either the first week.
Posted by: MG | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 06:05 PM
I think Podsednik lost the will to live after being dumped in favor of Juan Pierre.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 06:07 PM
Iceman, those SB stats are, indeed, accurate (with Vic accounting for half of them). All that without Davey Lopes. Who knew?
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 06:13 PM
Phillies sign Fontenot: Thirty-two-year-old infielder Mark Fontenot has signed a minor league deal with the Phillies
Is Fontenot getting all Giancarlo with us? I refuse to call him Mark. He was known as Mike and that's what I'm gonna call him dangit.
Posted by: Bowlcut | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 06:21 PM
'Small ball' works when you are getting guys on base and seeing pitches.
Phils are dead last in P/PA in the NL (3.67)
13th in OBP (.278)
9th in AVG (.240)
RSB said it the other day and he was spot on. There simply aren't any hitters in this lineup who really work counts consistently and take their share of BBs.
Posted by: MG | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 06:27 PM
14th in % BBs (5.1%)
Posted by: MG | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 06:28 PM
Hopefully it is just a one day contract to retire with the Phils also.
Posted by: Raul's grandpa | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 06:48 PM
There simply aren't any hitters in this lineup who really work counts consistently and take their share of BBs.
Two-Pitch Jimmy!
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 06:48 PM
Bye Pete...Good signing as long as he isnt the 2B starter.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:05 PM
6 pitches, 2 doubles, 1 run.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:10 PM
Well, this is an ugly start.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:11 PM
Serious lack of tilt.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:11 PM
Nice pitch.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:12 PM
MG- you're right, and that's another reason what they're trying to do is foolish.
I keep bristling at Rollins hitting third and Vic leading off, because I feel Vic should be in the middle of the lineup. But Rollins isn't a lead-off hitter either (though he's masqueraded as one for years). This team just flat-out does not have one single hitter that they can put at the top of the lineup with a high-OBP. They haven't for a long time. That would help with the 'manufacturing runs' thing.
The only thing they have that's close to a prototypical lead-off hitter, oddly enough, would be Pierre against LHP. But that will never happen.
Posted by: Iceman | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:13 PM
Loss.
Better luck tomorrow.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:15 PM
Well...this sucks.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:16 PM
Feels like a win.
Posted by: Cyclic | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:18 PM
3 pitches=2 outs.
Make him work.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:21 PM
Good hustle from ol' Two-Pitch. First XBH of the year.
Not that it matters. 6 f*cking pitches, total.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:22 PM
There you go guys...not counting J-Roll, 3 batters, three outs on four pitches. Way to play small ball.
Posted by: Iceman | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:22 PM
6 pitches, 2 DBLs, 1 R, 0 outs for the Mets
v.
6 pitches, 1 DBL, 0 runs, 3 outs for the Phils.
I hope Cliff had time to find his good stuff in that quick half-inning.
(Good to see the dbl from J-Roll.)
Posted by: GBrettfan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:23 PM
In honor of Pat's accomplishments, this Monday, Selig has announced the MLB will have the most promiscuous member of each team wear a black leather 5 on their uniform, a lead weight attached to one ankle and bare-assed chaps. The ceremonial playing of "Dirty Laundry" will take the place of the national anthem and Celine Dion will perform "Holy Diver" during the 7th inning stretch.
Posted by: Raul's grandpa | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:24 PM
I don't usually get frustrated at swinging first-pitch if the hitter believes he knows what's coming. That will usually result in hitting the ball hard. The two first-pitch swings that inning elicited a hump-back line drive and a weak ground ball.
Just stupid to go up there hacking with no plan whatsoever.
Posted by: Iceman | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:25 PM
grandpa: Any truth to the rumor Pat will arrive at the ballpark on 19 May riding a selection of former teammates' wives & girlfriends?
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:26 PM
HIDDEN BALL TRICK
WORKS EVERY TIME!
Posted by: sdphillie | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:27 PM
That, on the other hand, was one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen.
Posted by: Iceman | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:27 PM
That was bizarre. What a moron.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:27 PM
Fundamentals...basic fundamentals.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:28 PM
GOOFY
Posted by: Cyclic | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:28 PM
That was odd and hilarious.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:29 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA! T-hole!
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:29 PM
That's your classic 3-1-6-4 DP, by the way.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:30 PM
There's a whole lotta stupid going on at the ballpark tonight.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:32 PM
Talk about a perfect bounce off the wall...knew he was dead meat as soon as it kicked out like that.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:32 PM
Ouch. Tough bounce
Posted by: Cyclic | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:32 PM
That was 2 absolutely horrible breaks in the same AB.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:33 PM
Gtown,
You are mistaken. That ceremony will be used when Werth gets into the 500 Homer Club.
Posted by: Raul's grandpa | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:33 PM
And, Flyers time. Let me know if we start whacking Dickey around.
Posted by: Cyclic | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:34 PM
They were going to have a Pat Burrell Promotion where any woman living in Philadelphia that had slept with Pat got in free but CBP simply doesnt have that level of seating capacity.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:35 PM
Was RFd safe? Look like he missed the tag
Posted by: Phatti | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:35 PM
lee - looked he was doing his impression of pitching v. st louis last fall
Posted by: let's eat | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:35 PM
Lee looks to be settling in. Unfortunately, Dickey has a Strike-Ball ratio of 17-1.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:40 PM
Galvis don't need no steenking Fontenot.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:41 PM
Way to go, Freddy!!!
It's really easy to cheer for this kid.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:41 PM
Now, I've seen it all.
Adios Chase, your Philadelphia days are over.
Posted by: sdphillie | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:41 PM
We've found someone who can hit Dickey!
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:42 PM
FREDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:42 PM
NEPP,
Thats why JFK had 100,000+ seats.
Posted by: Raul's grandpah | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:42 PM
4 game hitting streak and he absolutely obliterated that ball.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:42 PM
If only Charlie had listened to, you know, everyone & batted Lee ahead of Galvis ...
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:42 PM
Freddy
Posted by: The hook | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:43 PM
Thats why JFK had 100,000+ seats.
I'm calling it early. Raul's grandpa wins the thread.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:50 PM
Galvis is quickly redeeming himself and quickly making his way to sainthood.
Also, how was patented early goal against the Flyers scored?
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:51 PM
Bake: Carle lost Crosby on a bad 2 on 2.
Posted by: Andrew | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:52 PM
You'd think the Flyers could get a legit goalie...but they haven't had one since Pelle Lindbergh.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:54 PM
It's a shame the first inning had to happen, because the last three have been vintage Lee.
Posted by: Iceman | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:55 PM
Thanks.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:56 PM
The goalie is not the issue. Bryz is a very very good goalie, whether he played like it for the first 45 games or not.
Posted by: Andrew | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:57 PM
He is...when he wants to be. Too damn mental when he gets in a funk though.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:57 PM
Pence sees 3 pitches in two ABs, swings at all of them- a whiff and two weak GBs.
Posted by: Iceman | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:58 PM
2-0 Penguins. This is just getting ridiculous.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:58 PM
Whenever the Penguins score I just assume it's because Crosby burst into tears & Bettman awarded Pittsburgh a Goal to console him.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:58 PM
we better get a lil more patient at the plate.. if dickey is ahead of the count.. dont swing- because its a knuckler...
Posted by: let's eat | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 07:59 PM
Thome would have been out by 30 ft, T-Mac...he's Jim Thome, not Victorino.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:01 PM
"You'd think the Flyers could get a legit goalie...but they haven't had one since Pelle Lindbergh."
A sentiment long expressed in my family. Lindbergh's death still hangs heavily over my brother.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:01 PM
WTF? Every time I switch to the Phils game there's a commercial break.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:02 PM
This is not Cliff Lee's night.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:04 PM
So, at this point, do you trade Lee and sign Cole long term?
Posted by: Raul's grandpa | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:05 PM
This is why Joe Blanton is ahead of him in the rotation.
Posted by: Cyclic | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:05 PM
what the f*** is this?
is this st louis...
Posted by: let's eat | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:05 PM
I've never seen someone hit Lee's curve hard, let alone THAT hard.
Posted by: Iceman | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:05 PM
Phils: feels like a loss.
Flyers: feels like a loss.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:05 PM
Bake, if 2-0 feels like a loss, what did 3-0 feel like?
Posted by: Cyclic | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:06 PM
phils - feels like a loss
Posted by: let's eat | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:06 PM
A save for the ages by Bryzgalov!
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:07 PM
Cyclic, 3-0 felt like a 3-0 loss . . . until the Flyers decided to pay attention, like Giroux and Talbot just did in this game.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:12 PM
Well that made no damn sense whatsoever.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:12 PM
At least Lee is 2-2 at the plate.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:13 PM
Well, you can't fault Lee's offense.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:13 PM
Then let's hope the Flyers and Phils start paying attention more.
Posted by: Cyclic | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:14 PM
All I'm asking for is one run out of this.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:16 PM
I love watching Cliff Lee hit and run the bases.
Just wish he could pitch.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:16 PM
Cliff Lee knows what time it is.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:16 PM
Lee knows what he's doing on the basepaths, too.
We're only down 3 runs. Shouldn't be that hard to overcome. Emphasis on "shouldn't".
Posted by: GBrettfan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:18 PM
Lucas Duda:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Foghorn_Leghorn.png
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:18 PM
Need to put some men on for Galvis the RBI machine.
Posted by: Cyclic | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:19 PM
Polanco is literally the last guy I want to see at the plate, at any time, including Galvis and the pitcher. And he's getting the second most ABs on the team hitting second.
Posted by: Iceman | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:19 PM
I found myself expecting Polanco to make an out. I don't think he's much of a hitter anymore.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:19 PM
Those of us who predicted that Polanco would be this year's Raul Ibanez are, unfortunately, looking all too prescient.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:19 PM
Next year, they need to sign Cody Ross and all the Hairston family members who are still active.
Posted by: Raul's grandpa | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:21 PM
I wish Polly actually was a professional hitter.
I know I'll look silly when he goes on a ridiculous hot streak but he appears to have nothing left in the tank at the plate.
Posted by: NEPP | Friday, April 13, 2012 at 08:22 PM