Notes: The Phillies are lucky to be 7-9. They can thank the pitching staff, which now includes Kyle Kendrick, who makes his first emergency start of the season, in place of the injured Cliff Lee, when the Phillies visit right-hander Wade Miley (1-0, 3.12) and the Diamondbacks beginning at 9:40 ET at Chase Field. You're sick of reading about the lousy offense, so here are some uplifting words on the pitching. The Phils have the second-best starting staff ERA in baseball (2.46, which trails only Washington). Meanwhile, the bullpen ranks third with a 2.62 ERA. Minor notes: The Phillies released minor league journeyman Joe Thurston, who was at Triple-A. Reliever Justin De Fratus made a rehab appearance yesterday in Clearwater. [Jump to the newest comments]




That's a horrible call worthy of how piss poor of an umpire Angel Hernandez has proven to be.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:48 PM
Don't worry Aaron Hill, you'll score this inning eventually.
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:49 PM
Kyle looks sharp tonight.
Posted by: Kyle Kendrick Sr. | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:50 PM
The ability to strike hitters out would be a fairly useful trait here.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:51 PM
Told you Aaron.
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:51 PM
Cliff Lee- 10 shutout innings.
Kyle Kendrick- 2 runs in less than 5 minutes.
It didn't take long to feel the effects of that downgrade.
Posted by: Iceman | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:52 PM
Well, 2-0. See everyone back here tomorrow.
Posted by: Steve | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:53 PM
Well-said, Iceman.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:53 PM
Doesn't throw hard. Can't locate. Not a viable MLB pitcher.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:53 PM
What do you want for just a measly $3M?
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:53 PM
I remember seasons when there were entire months like this
Posted by: Marc H | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:53 PM
At this point, I only have myself to blame for staying up for these west coast games, so I don't get upset about it anymore.
Still, I wonder why I continue doing it. It's the same thing every year.
Posted by: Iceman | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:54 PM
Ball Game.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:55 PM
So, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that KK doesn't last long enough to get the requisite 5 innings to record the win.
He'll also not get the requisite run support, either, but that's beside the point.
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:56 PM
Wow, when things go bad, they go really bad. Can Cholly just forfeit this game so we don't blow out the bullpen? Looks like Savery will get a couple innings tonight. This is going to be bad, but for some reason I can't look away.
Posted by: Bridge to Lidge | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:57 PM
"I remember seasons when there were entire months like this
Posted by: Marc H | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:53 PM"
There have been entire months like this the last few years, 2010 most notably.
The problem is, the team usually shows in the months preceding a dreadful slump that it's better than this. There are no such experiences to draw back on this year.
Posted by: Iceman | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:57 PM
Hope Utley watching this sh8t show in person doesn't prompt him to just retire.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:57 PM
On the other hand, Kendrick makes Blanton look pretty friggin' awesome ...
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:59 PM
So if Kyle is yanked after 2-3 innings, who the heck can cover for all of the remaining innings?
Posted by: can_of_corn | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 09:59 PM
My allergy medication says "Do not take and watch David Herndon after 10 PM," so I have a decision to make tonight.
Posted by: Iceman | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:00 PM
Our run differential is going to suffer tonight. It was already at -2. Oy...
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Haha, Miley hit the ball harder than any of our hitters will hit one all night.
Posted by: Iceman | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Thank you, Lyle Overbay
Posted by: fuzzycopper | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:02 PM
My contempt for Kendrick has been in remission for about the last year. Tonight I fell off the wagon. This is the most disgraceful performance by any Phillie player in the entire 2012 season -- and that is truly a monumental accomplishment.
Good night.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Since Kk just fixed the Snakes' hitting problems, maybe he can pitch
the Phil's BP to help them out of their skid...
Btw -- Charlie just sits there doing nothing behind the Lone Butte casino sign.
Posted by: Let's eat | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Why are there boos coming in from the crowd? Don't the fans know they just won the game in the 1st?
Posted by: CRD | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Quick look at the Nats - Werth hitting .322, Gonzalez 1-0 and Lidge looking like crap. It'd been nice to have the first two here. Roob spending all that money on pitching but nothing on hitting - Howard's contract is the debacle many on here predicted.
Posted by: KK Cant | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Miley is looking forward to at least 4 plate appearances tonight.
Posted by: Hugh Mulcahy | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:03 PM
BAP, good night?
Isn't it like 7pm where you are?
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:03 PM
"(cough concealing a giggle) You know, Scott, the sooner you get behind, the more time you have to comeback."
LA is a post-modern genius.
Posted by: dlhunter | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Iceman--I was going back a little further than 2010. Think Nick Leyva, if you will.
Those were some teams. And remember, this was after Nylon Brothers lost the concession contract, so you didn't have those good hot dogs anymore.
Posted by: Marc H | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:03 PM
haha, jokes on arizona. they only need 1 run to win this game, but they're wasting effort getting extra ones.
Posted by: Sir Chase | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:03 PM
This is why Rube wanted Cliff Lee AND Doc to go along with Cole Hamels.
But speaking philosophically, since we can't seem to win regularly with only a 2-run deficit, and really, that's about as well as we can expect our aces to pitch many times, does it matter? 2 runs, 4 runs...No one expected a shutout from KK...So unless the offense decides to make one of its weekly appearances, we weren't going to win tonight anyway.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Miley will throw a complete game of 88 pitches at this pace. Pitchers have no fear against this lineup - throw it down the middle and laugh at the feable attempts ot hit it.
Posted by: Chase Ugly | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Yeah Vic, that pitch right down the middle sure looked like a ball, huh?
No need to swing at that with 2 strikes.
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:06 PM
"Isn't it like 7pm where you are?"
I meant good night to Beerleaguer. I'm going to eat dinner. Normally I'd take my laptop with me to watch, but I won't be able to keep my food down if I do.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Another F#!@in' game that's over in the first inning. This is getting to be a disturbing trend. I haven't seen a Phillies' team this non-competitive since 1988.
Posted by: Rich D | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Kendrick threw 29 pitches in the 1st inning. The Phillies have seen 19 pitches through 2 innings.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:07 PM
I mean, at this point the only thing you can do with this team is take the long view and hope they aren't ~10 games under .500 at the end of May. They are garbage right now in every facet of the game. They've gone through slumps like this before, and it certainly can't get any worse.
But Jesus, this is unwatchable.
Posted by: Iceman | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:07 PM
The saddest thing? When they make contact, it never even SOUNDS like hard contact. Just weak contact after weak contact. Just pathetic on top of pathetic.
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:07 PM
You think they would be embarrassed - or show some heart..
Every pitcher against them looks like Cy Young..
Every batter - the 27 Yankees..
Geesh
Posted by: Let's eat | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:08 PM
On this date in 1913, Christy Matthewson beat teh Phils 3-1 on 67 pitches. I don't think Miley will top that. But, if he does, I can catch up on Game of Thrones.
Posted by: Hugh Mulcahy | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:08 PM
This just keeps getting more and more pathetic with each at bat.
Posted by: Dreamer | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:09 PM
How long are the owners of this club going to let the quality of their product slide into oblivion before they step in and do something? This is a AAAA team with three All-Star pitchers with nothing else.
Posted by: kuvasz | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:09 PM
This is about the third time this year I tuned in a few minutes late and the game was essentially over. Anyone with any sense would just keep moving, but these guys wearing our uni inspires a morbid curiosity, if nothing else.
Posted by: curt | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:10 PM
"I haven't seen a Phillies' team this non-competitive since 1988."
Were you in a coma from 1994-2002?
Posted by: Iceman | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:10 PM
R When does Rube pull the plug on this mess?
Posted by: Rich D | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Hugh: The Postseason Is Not Coming
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Update: don't drink Green Flash's Palate Wrecker unless you want to crave this beer for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Hugh Mulcahy | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:13 PM
When does Rube push down the plunger connected to the dynamite that makes CBP go boom?
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:13 PM
KK is pitching for sh!t tonight.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Aramark concessions at the Vet - worthy of a food shelter. Undercooked, overcooked, tasteless, and full of salt.
No reason to stay up for this game.
Posted by: MG | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Finally, a Phillies player making solid contact! Of course it's Kendrick's pitches w/ every Arizona bat, but still ...
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:14 PM
I'ts good to see Kyle getting his work in this Spring and, I look forward to Stutes, Herndon and some other kids getting some work in.
They'll be fine when the season starts.
Posted by: Hugh Mulcahy | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:14 PM
So KK is basically pitching BP right now.
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:14 PM
KK, try your gyro ball.
KK, try pitching it under-hand.
KK, try pitching left-handed.
KK, try another profession.
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:16 PM
Very true, Iceman. 1994-1999 had some truly beautiful teams. At least there were no lines at the concession stands. And the Christmas Parties for the season ticket holders were great--free food, meet and greet with the players, a press conference with questions for the manager.
Posted by: Marc H | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:16 PM
KK, see my last post.
Seriously.
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:16 PM
I hope Jamie Moyer gets to face the Phillies this year. I'm curious to see him get a CGSO.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:17 PM
The poor performance is one thing. Having to empty out the entire bullpen in the series opener because your starter doesn't even make it out of the 2nd really hurts.
Posted by: MG | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Kill-Me Kendrick.
Posted by: Freddy's Agent | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Marc H: Damn skippy! And you got to hang out on the field & in the dugouts. Now the losses come with nothing but more losses.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Cole and Cliff are just fidgeting around trying not to make eye contact with KK from the dugout.
Posted by: dlhunter | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Bright side is some laugh-out-loud BL posts tonight, including GTown and Hugh back-to-back at 10:14.
Posted by: DH Phils | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:18 PM
I'm just glad Arizona missed the extra point. Go in at half time, regroup. We're right back in this game.
Posted by: Hugh Mulcahy | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:18 PM
We may have 4 pitchers with 10+ ERAs before this game is over.
Posted by: curt | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:18 PM
they know these games count, right?
Posted by: Dreamer | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Iceman; No, I've had season tickets for 34 years. I was just alluding to my least favorite Phillies team of all-time.
Posted by: Rich D | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:19 PM
It always baffles me how at people somehow fondly remember the Vet for baseball. It was an utter dump. Terrible food, bad sightlines, upper level seats were bad, etc. Worst was in summer when it became a Burmese sweatbox where you would see the heat lines radiate off the turf.
I went to a lot of games at the Vet growing up. Don't remember that stadium for baseball fondly at all.
Posted by: MG | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:20 PM
b_a_p - I don't give a bleep if Chollie lets KK get pounded for 10 runs. If you recall, back in the day, Kendrick was a pretty good starting pitcher. Until he was called upon to make up for the 25-man mistakes of RAJ.
You and I both know 11 over .500 as a starter -- and a knack for getting ground outs -- is not the role of a high-leverage reliever. I'm not aware of any long-term success for a pitcher who has been jerked around as KK has been.
You say that you are a litigator. As a matter of contrast, let's see how you do as a corporate attorney with no prep-time.
Posted by: cut_fastball | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:21 PM
GTown was right, when he said a week or so ago: The "Homerun Payoff Inning" HAS become a cruel joke.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:21 PM
AWH~ Never said you could replace Howard at all. Never. But he didn't try.
Posted by: DPatrone | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:21 PM
so, time to trade all of our pitchers and start the rebuilding process, right?
Posted by: drake | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Mayberry made good contact. Progress!
It's the little victories when the team is in the throes of a slump.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:22 PM
KK is already at 49 pitches. I can't see him going more than 2 IP regardless since he isn't stretched out as a starter.
Just hope he can do that and the likes of Herndon/Stutes can give up multiple innings tonight. Wouldn't be bad to give Bastardo an entire inning either.
Posted by: MG | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:22 PM
If I'm Charlie, I punish this team by making the players play different positions on the field.
Polly in CF
Vic at 1B
Pierre at C
Mayberry at SS
Wiggy in RF
Jimmy in LF
Galvis can stay at second because he's so silky there
And I make Nix pitch
That'll teach 'em to suck.
Oh, and toss KK out of the stadium, like a I'm a bouncer.
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:22 PM
This is over. Give Kendrick the CG if it takes all night.
Posted by: Best Season Ever | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:22 PM
At least they won't get no-hit
Posted by: Dreamer | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:22 PM
With all the talk about the offense, I and my two buds here watching the game with me just want to say a collective - We miss Cliff Lee! We need you Cliff ... come back to us soon ... very soon!
Posted by: Baseball Fan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Go, Galvis! SOMEONE who's fun to watch!
I'm glad KK is still going to pitch. No sense in burning through the BP for a blowout.
Posted by: GBrettFan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:23 PM
The Vet wasn't bad from 1971-1984. It really changed after they added the luxury boxes for the Eagles and changed the seats to blue. The turf was lousy towards the end and the place seemed dark and dreary, especially in the outfield. CBP is much brighter and cheerful.
Posted by: Rich D | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Have no fear, sports fans, Freddie is on the job.
Posted by: derekcarstairs | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Is Galvis the only Phillie to record a cycle for the season? Or, does he lack a triple?
Posted by: Hugh Mulcahy | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:24 PM
KK was really tough to watch tonight early. Its one thing to give up hits to the top of this lineup but to get be able to get out the likes of Ransom/Overbay/McDonald?!/Miley. Ugh.
Posted by: MG | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:24 PM
How many innings of shutout ball does Miley toss tonight?
7?
8?
CG?
Posted by: Fatalotti | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Galvis hits one hard and gets himself into scoring position...and Kendrick stays in the game. Dang, mailing it in already? Can Herndon and Savery be that much worse? Did I just ask that? Suppose we'll find out anyway in the fourth inning.
Posted by: PhillyRhetoric | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:25 PM
AWH~ Never said you could replace Howard at all. Never. But he didn't try.
Posted by: DPatrone | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Not that I want to get in the middle of your argument, but I'd have to say that Rube did try: Mayberry, Wigginton, Thome, and Nix...not that they're the most desirable replacements but I don't think it was a total leap of faith to think that the combination of those four might be adequate enough until Howard gets back.
Posted by: Dreamer | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:26 PM
OMG! A hit. Freddie's a stud. Seriously, he'll become a better hitter with time. And the way he's plays defense, that'll keep him in the lineup.
Posted by: DPatrone | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:27 PM
I'm thinking of converting to Debby Downerism.
Posted by: Phlipper (firing up the hibachi on the Benny Frank) | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Don't worry. Tyson Gillies will save the franchise. As long as he's not too cokef up when he gets the call.
Posted by: JRide | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Well the good news is that only 1 of our first 5 batters will be back next year. Unfortunately, that would be Jimmy, not Vic.
Posted by: curt | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Fat - I don't know but this is getting tough to watch offensively.
If the Phils' offensive funk continues this series & they average under 2 runs/game this series, I would wonder where there average of ~2.0/game on the first 13 road games would sit in franchise history. Got to be among the worst to start a season since '69.
Posted by: MG | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Utley's lawn chair catches that lead off "hit" playing 1B.
Posted by: Hugh Mulcahy | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Anyone here know anything about stocks?
I'd like to figure out how to short KK. I think there's some money to be made.
Posted by: dlhunter | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Juan Pierre is the living embodiment of a special education student controlling Vince Coleman from RBI Baseball on the Nintendo: zero power, can't field, and has a tendency to run himself right out of an inning. All that's missing is the jagged, harsh sound effect that's played every time he slides.
Posted by: fuzzycopper | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:29 PM
I feel bad for Franzke. He could be calling Rangers games but is instead stuck pretending that there is even a little bit of drama surrounding the Home Run payoff inning.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Is this indicative of how all KK's starts are going to go? Because I think he's forgotten the meaning of pitching a scoreless inning, let alone a 1-2-3 inning. (If he needs a reminder, he can just watch his teammates at bat.)
Posted by: GBrettFan | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:30 PM
The clubhouse guy needs to change the name on the back of Kendrick's jersey to "In Play, No Out(s)"
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Cole: You can overpay me and I won't sign here.
Posted by: Freddy's Agent | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:31 PM
3rd inning and every Diamondback has been on base. All but Overbay have hits.
Posted by: DH Phils | Monday, April 23, 2012 at 10:31 PM