Regarding the Alfredo Simon Phils banter in the last thread, any time I see the word "Simon" in reference to the Phils, I can't help but think of the huge black mark in the team's history - the Randall Simon sausage incident. What a dark, dark day....
WP: If you're referring to the incident where he hit the sausage person with a bat, that happened well before he played for the Phillies. However, if you were referring to his 23-PA Phillies career as a "black mark in team history," I am right there with you.
BAP, wow, I must have some revisionist history then. Thought it was shortly after he was acquired by the Phils.
In that case, we are probably safe deeming his entire stint with the Phillies as a black mark in the team history. Extremely forgettable (to the point where we create our own memories, evidently).
Cyclic, I believe it sets up as below. The off days between the Season Opener and the Home Opener create some change, but largely it follows as such. I'm going to the same games, and I'm anticipating Hamels Friday and Halladay Saturday. I'll be keeping a close eye out though and let you know if that changes (Murphy has been doing a good job of projection pitching match-ups).
Halladay
Blanton (skipped on off day)
Lee
Worley
Hamels
A 1-2-3 1st is a welcome sight from Blanton. Same goes for 91 and 92 MPH fastballs. I don't think he was throwing more than 89 or 90 in spring training.
Any truth to the rumor that they’re looking to do away with the “McDonald’s Home Run Jackpot” and replace it with the “Burger King Bunt for a Base Hit Bonanza?”
Maybe it's because it was so long ago, but I actually don't remember my first Tastykake. Or it could be that that first Tastykake jammed a big enough glob of cholesterol in just the right blood vessel to kill the brain cell that would have otherwise retained that memory.
I've said it before, and I'll probably say it 100 more times - I wish I had the same passion about anything in life that TMac has about the Phillie Phanatic.
I'm actually surprised the Phanatic doesn't have a TRO against him yet.
Notwithstanding the happy ending, it's uncanny how Blanton can easily mow down the first 7 batters, then give up a cheap hit, then immediately and completely fall apart.
Does Blanton pitch because it's Dollar Dog Night, or is it Dollar Dog Night because Blanton is pitching? Kind of a "chicken or the egg" type of situation.
Either way, let's keep the hot dog canon aimed away from the Phil's dugout to be safe.
That was a nice recovery by Galvis & a nice job to get to 1st quickly by Blanton. It was not such a nice job by Wigginton, on what was a fairly routine play.
Mistake by J-Roll... can't make the 2nd out at home.
I get being aggressive right now because of the offense... and it took a really good play to get him... but I'd rather take my chances 2nd and 3rd and 1 out.
Yeah, don't mind Rollins trying to score there, especially after Mayberry proved that maybe there's still some hits in the od dogs yet . . . Well, except for WIggly.
That was a good aggressive play by Rollins and an even better play by Infante to get to it and get him at the plate. No problem there with what happened.
@Bake McBride: Thought the same thing about the first Tastykake. I think it's that I ate too many. Everybody from philly probably eats their first tastykake at like 2 years old.
Freddy The Menace
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 05:59 PM
Regarding the Alfredo Simon Phils banter in the last thread, any time I see the word "Simon" in reference to the Phils, I can't help but think of the huge black mark in the team's history - the Randall Simon sausage incident. What a dark, dark day....
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:02 PM
This pic reminds me of the Midnight Mauraders album.
Free agent: Derrek Lee or Gload?
Posted by: Rauls grandpa | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:06 PM
I believe the proper TV booth nomenclature for "RBI" is "steaks". Continued success.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:06 PM
This is not something I expect to say very often this year, but I am less than thrilled about tonight's starting pitching matchup.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:11 PM
WP: If you're referring to the incident where he hit the sausage person with a bat, that happened well before he played for the Phillies. However, if you were referring to his 23-PA Phillies career as a "black mark in team history," I am right there with you.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:15 PM
I thought it was Cliff Lee's turn to pitch?
Posted by: GBrettfan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:18 PM
Yeah, what's up with the rotation now?
Who can I expect to see in a couple weeks on Saturday and Sunday in San Diego?
Halladay, Blanton?
Posted by: Cyclic | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:20 PM
In fairness to Randall Simon, he made better contact w/ that sausage than the Phillies have w/ anything all season.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:21 PM
BAP, wow, I must have some revisionist history then. Thought it was shortly after he was acquired by the Phils.
In that case, we are probably safe deeming his entire stint with the Phillies as a black mark in the team history. Extremely forgettable (to the point where we create our own memories, evidently).
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:22 PM
Cyclic, I believe it sets up as below. The off days between the Season Opener and the Home Opener create some change, but largely it follows as such. I'm going to the same games, and I'm anticipating Hamels Friday and Halladay Saturday. I'll be keeping a close eye out though and let you know if that changes (Murphy has been doing a good job of projection pitching match-ups).
Halladay
Blanton (skipped on off day)
Lee
Worley
Hamels
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:24 PM
Cyclic, hope this helps: http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phillies/Mark-your-calendars-Phillies-pitching-match-ups-for-first-four-series.html
Following the rotation he's outlined, you'd expect Worley on Thursday vs SD, then Hamels Friday, Halladay Saturday and Blanton Sunday
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:27 PM
That's what I thought. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it.
Posted by: Cyclic | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:29 PM
I expect both teams to score 4 or more tonight.
Phils pull it out. Save #2 for Paps and he doesn't make it interesting.
Posted by: Cyclic | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:50 PM
looking forward to this game. hopefully the optimism engendered by last night will continue tonight. 5-3 Phillies?
Posted by: Jbird | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 06:55 PM
I forgot Blanton hasn't had a start yet.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:03 PM
I take it that the Sunny/Philadelphia show is an official sponsor of BL these days?
Posted by: NEPP | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:04 PM
I switch over to the radio audio overlay just in time to hear a TMac hhgregg commercial. I can't get away from this guy.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:06 PM
Wait. Why the hell are they breaking up Lee and Halladay in the rotation?
Posted by: Iceman | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:09 PM
To give Blanton regular work...
Posted by: NEPP | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:11 PM
A 1-2-3 1st is a welcome sight from Blanton. Same goes for 91 and 92 MPH fastballs. I don't think he was throwing more than 89 or 90 in spring training.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:13 PM
JW/BAP/MG: Do I at least get credit for tonights headline?
Posted by: sneed | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:13 PM
Our team should eat up a LHP...lets see how we do against crafty Mark Buerhle.
Posted by: NEPP | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:14 PM
Any truth to the rumor that they’re looking to do away with the “McDonald’s Home Run Jackpot” and replace it with the “Burger King Bunt for a Base Hit Bonanza?”
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:15 PM
I see that Freddy's lusty .118 AVG has JW, EFF and numerous other posters saying the scouts were wrong about Galvis's bat.
Could be, but I'll wait a few more weeks before leaping to BL-style short-attention span conclusions.
Posted by: clout | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:15 PM
sneed: Only if the Phillies win and Galvis drives in a run.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:15 PM
Galvis is an .857 OPS hitter in CBP...no worries tonight.
Posted by: NEPP | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:17 PM
I like this lineup. Would be nice to see it produce.
Posted by: Phlipper (thinking of going back to rooting for the Mets) | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:17 PM
well, at least he had to throw a lot of pitches
Posted by: Jbird | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:19 PM
Hey - Galvis is tied for second in RBI production (a meaningless stat, of course).
Posted by: Phlipper (thinking of going back to rooting for the Mets) | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:20 PM
When do we begin to see nubile lovelies wearing "Future Mrs.Galvis" shirts?
Posted by: Raul's grandpa | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:22 PM
Has Pat Burrell been added to the 40-man roster?
Posted by: clout | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:22 PM
Maybe it's because it was so long ago, but I actually don't remember my first Tastykake. Or it could be that that first Tastykake jammed a big enough glob of cholesterol in just the right blood vessel to kill the brain cell that would have otherwise retained that memory.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:24 PM
It would be ironic if the player who carried the team early while Howard and Utley were out was...Joe Blanton.
Posted by: clout | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:24 PM
Blanton looking slick
Posted by: Jbird | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:26 PM
Dare I say, Blanton's stuff looks good tonight
Posted by: Cyclic | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:26 PM
It would be ironic if the player who carried the team early while Howard and Utley were out was ... Joe Blanton.
He is only 1 HR off of the team lead ...
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:26 PM
RAJ should see if he can trade Blanton before the 6th inning fatigue/meltdown. Sell high.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:28 PM
I'm curious to see if Blanton's conditioning has improved, or if he still hits an 80-85 pitch wall.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:29 PM
Blanton's delivery always looks as if it's going to result in his arm tearing off to fly through the air and punch the batter in the face.
At which point we discover that he's a zombie and Rick Grimes runs onto the field to bust a cap in his ass . . . that is, in his head.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:30 PM
Did Buehrle steal the Junkyard Dog's chain? That thing is huge.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:30 PM
Wow, got my first cloutian strawmanization of the season!
Posted by: EastFallowfield | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:31 PM
RFD will homer tonight.
Posted by: Cyclic | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:31 PM
At least Wiggy is minimizing the time frame with which we can b8tch about him.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:32 PM
6 up, 6 down against a soft-tossing lefty. Who would have ever guessed?
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:34 PM
Yo, what's with the massive Pepsi-can pop-up?
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:35 PM
Blanton's off speed stuff looks really, really good tonight.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:35 PM
I've said it before, and I'll probably say it 100 more times - I wish I had the same passion about anything in life that TMac has about the Phillie Phanatic.
I'm actually surprised the Phanatic doesn't have a TRO against him yet.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:37 PM
That's it. Blanton's gassed.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:37 PM
Holy defense!!!
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:38 PM
Looks like ol' Joe got distracted a bit by all that hot-dog tossin'.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:38 PM
Dare I say, no way Utley gets to that ball.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:38 PM
Fred-dy, Fred-dy ...
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:38 PM
ARE YOU NOT CONVINCED?!?!
Posted by: Freddy Gal-vis | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:39 PM
There's no way in the world Utley makes that play.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:39 PM
Somebody was arguing with me as to whether Galvis had better range than Utley?
I present Exhibit A. Utley is 5 ft away from that...at best
Posted by: NEPP | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:40 PM
Essentially, Galvis saved us from a 1-0 deficit. I tip my cap to the kid.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:41 PM
Nice bit of false hustle from Pence to end the frame.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:41 PM
When you start calculating Galvis' WAR... let's all remember that run he single-handedly saved.
Posted by: CJ | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:41 PM
Notwithstanding the happy ending, it's uncanny how Blanton can easily mow down the first 7 batters, then give up a cheap hit, then immediately and completely fall apart.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:42 PM
It's too bad a BRef slash line can't measure a defensive play that saves a run.
Posted by: sneed | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:42 PM
Does Blanton pitch because it's Dollar Dog Night, or is it Dollar Dog Night because Blanton is pitching? Kind of a "chicken or the egg" type of situation.
Either way, let's keep the hot dog canon aimed away from the Phil's dugout to be safe.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:42 PM
Galvis literally created a net run there. How many points of OBP is that worth? Serious question.
Posted by: fumphis | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:43 PM
Wonder if Utley is frantically trying to get Tonya Harding on the line.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:44 PM
Bake, I heard he's on the phone with Kobe's doctor in Dusseldorf, but Giloolly is next on his call list.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:45 PM
holy crap this defense
Posted by: Cyclic | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:52 PM
Galvis is just a vacuum cleaner with the leather.
(insert joke about how he sucks with the bat, too)
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:53 PM
Good job by Blanton covering on that play. It really annoys me when pitchers just stand there & watch.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:53 PM
That was a nice recovery by Galvis & a nice job to get to 1st quickly by Blanton. It was not such a nice job by Wigginton, on what was a fairly routine play.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:54 PM
Shaaaaaannnnneeee!!!
Posted by: Jbird | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:55 PM
Vic!
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:55 PM
Vic coming through in the Daily News Home Run Payoff Inning!
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:55 PM
I really like Victorino.
Hooray for the HR!
Posted by: GBrettfan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:55 PM
SHANE!!!!!
Posted by: Cyclic | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:55 PM
VIC!!!
Posted by: NEPP | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:56 PM
Crap.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:58 PM
How did that ball not go out? That was absolutely CRUSHED.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:58 PM
Nice baserunning, Jimmy
Posted by: Cyclic | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:58 PM
That was really exciting - until Jimmy got thrown out at home.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:58 PM
I'm actually OK w/ Jimmy taking a shot there. Generally speaking, I'd rather the Phils play aggressive.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:58 PM
ah! Omar Infante again! I hate that guy.
Posted by: Jbird | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:58 PM
Shane Patrick Victorino, from Wailuku, HI, is a talented outfielder for the Philadelphia Phillies in Major League Baseball.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:58 PM
I think it was the right call to try to score there. Just a good recovery/relay/tag.
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:59 PM
I think Jimmy had a reasonable expectation of scoring there.
Of course, had he just waited, he'd have scored on JMJ's hit.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:59 PM
Mistake by J-Roll... can't make the 2nd out at home.
I get being aggressive right now because of the offense... and it took a really good play to get him... but I'd rather take my chances 2nd and 3rd and 1 out.
Posted by: CJ | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 07:59 PM
Yeah, don't mind Rollins trying to score there, especially after Mayberry proved that maybe there's still some hits in the od dogs yet . . . Well, except for WIggly.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:00 PM
Just had to get through the lineup once, apparently.
Posted by: CJ | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:00 PM
Inning Ending Ty Wigginton.
One. F*cking. Pitch.
Posted by: GTown_Dave | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:00 PM
2 runs is all we need with Blanton on the mound.
Just kidding. Although you never know...He did once face Johann Santana and win 1-0.
Posted by: GBrettfan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:00 PM
Wiggy is basically cooked. How long will it take Charlie to play Pierre vs. lefties?
Posted by: Bill | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:01 PM
Ty Wigginton is a model of out-making efficiency.
Posted by: bay_area_phan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:02 PM
GTown, 2nd AB in a row he's out on the first pitch. WTF with this guy???
Posted by: Willard Preacher | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:02 PM
I really hate these see-what-a-bunch-of-laid-back-beachgoing-Americans-just-livin'-life-we-are Corona ads.
Posted by: Bake McBride was Here | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:03 PM
Wigginton is terrible...as we all pretty much feared he would be.
I dont blame Jimmy for trying to score there.
Posted by: NEPP | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:03 PM
I guess New York Life decided against sponsoring "Safe and Secure" this year because they didn't think they'd get their money's worth.
Posted by: Dickie Thong | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:03 PM
That was a good aggressive play by Rollins and an even better play by Infante to get to it and get him at the plate. No problem there with what happened.
Posted by: The Truth Injection | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:03 PM
So if we had a lineup of Ty Wiggintons, Buerhle could pitch a CGSO with only 27 pitches?
Posted by: GBrettfan | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:04 PM
Blanton is on like Donkey Kong
Posted by: Cyclic | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:04 PM
@Bake McBride: Thought the same thing about the first Tastykake. I think it's that I ate too many. Everybody from philly probably eats their first tastykake at like 2 years old.
Posted by: Wheelchair Cat | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:05 PM
Cannot stand Infante.
Posted by: NEPP | Thursday, April 12, 2012 at 08:06 PM