The Phillies’ season. Your commitment. What does it mean? Who knows.
No analysis necessary. No number crunching or calculations. A kindergartener can grasp the dubiousness of 50/50. You've come for my best impression of Walter Cronkite. You want reassurance that the Phils have the Cards exactly where they want them, at home, with Roy Halladay on the hill. Sorry, but it’s up to the coin to restore order, or lead the Phillies to indiscriminate slaughter. (Pictured right: Animated .gif of God flipping said coin, thus deciding whether the sun rises or sets on the Philadelphia Phillies tonight.)