Bottom of the fourth: Bobby Abreu and the Phillies are exposing Mark Prior for the fraud he is. It's 5-2 Phils, including a first-inning grand slam by Abreu.
Hey Prior: Why don't you march those monster calves back to USC! Your garbage might impress some hack scout, but it doesn't impress me!
Since we're on the topic of overrated players, I'd be happy to hear your picks for the biggest frauds in baseball. I pick Prior. Kris Benson is way too easy.
Bottom fifth: Chase Utley homers! Take a seat, drumsticks.